Friday, August 7, 2009

Obama Saved Us From Catastrophe!

All hail King Obama! All hail Chief Hopenchange!

He has single-handely saved our economy from certain disaster! From Breitbart: "While we have rescued our economy from catastrophe, we have also begun to build a new foundation for growth," Obama said.

Not only that, he has built a new foundation for growth! My goodness... he's a miracle worker!!!

So I guess a "new foundation for growth" includes digging ourselves so far and so deep into a hole with debt that we can't see the light of day (and no, its not nighttime).

And he can make this claim because "We are losing jobs at less than half the rate we were when I took office. We have pulled the financial system back from the brink."

Gotcha! We are still losing jobs, just more slowly so we must be doing good!

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